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Turkey Jam (J​-​Dawg feat. Horatio Guildenstern)

by J-Dawg

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The first song from HLD's Love and Hip-Hop series, by the famous J-Dawg. Cited by the Boston Globe and New York Times as "the greatest song of this generation" and "a timeless classic", respectively. Neither of those quotes are real.

lyrics

This a turkey jam,
(turkey jam)
I'm recording with my turkey fam,
(turkey fam)
This is real, this ain't no turkey scam,
(turkey scam)
Taking pictures with the turkey cam,
(turkey cam)
Putting pictures on the turkey gram,
(turkey gram)
If you hungry, have some turkey ham,
(turkey ham)
Check your email, ain't no turkey spam,
(turkey spam)
Stop your spitting like a turkey dam,
(Turkey dam)
Your mother's mother is your turkey gram,
(turkey gram)
I'm a lion, you a turkey lamb,
(turkey lamb)
This a test, you better turkey cram,
(turkey cram)

Turking soda I got turking soda,
Turking soda I got turking soda,
Turking soda, reach my turkey quota,
Turking soda, I got turking soda,

Market Basket, more for turkey dollars,
(turkey dollars)
Thanksgiving make a turkey holler,
(turkey holler)
All my shirts have got them turkey collars,
(turkey collars)
Growing bigger, making turkeys taller,
(turkeys taller)
growing smarter, I'm a turkey scholar,
(turkey scholar)
On the court, I am a turkey baller,
(turkey baller)
Ain't religious, but I'm turkey Allah,
(turkey Allah)
I give a phone and let a turkey call ya,
(turkey call ya)
I ain't fight, but I'm a turkey brawler,
(turkey brawler)
My Twitter got some turkey foll'wers,
(turkey foll'wers)
I ain't a bear, I'm a turkey koala,
(turkey koala)

Turking soda I got turking soda,
Turking soda I got turking soda,
Turking soda, reach my turkey quota,
Turking soda, I got turking soda,

Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey gobble, gobble,
Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, not a problem,
Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, you can't stop them,
When we hungry for a turkey, we go turkey shopping

credits

released November 30, 2014
J-Dawg, Horatio Guildenstern

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